Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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