I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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