Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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