There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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