I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
well you can't waste a boner
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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