Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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