Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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