Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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