susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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