I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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