She's JV to your varsity
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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