Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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