VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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