Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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