If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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