I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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