I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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