why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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