What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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