I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
The adults are the big ones right?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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