i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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