um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Holy shit dude........stairs
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