Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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