I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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