Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
