its not stalking. its research.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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