i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
bring money and cleavage
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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