The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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