butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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