Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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