love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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