HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
did i just pee glitter
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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