I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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