We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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