I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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