Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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