Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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