I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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