spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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