found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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