Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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