He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She's JV to your varsity
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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