your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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