I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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