Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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