i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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