Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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