dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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