have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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