doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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