omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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