Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
