I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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