on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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