PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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