I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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