I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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