did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Who died my cat blue again?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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