wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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